Mountain DEW

Replacement for alcohol used by gamers below 18

Liquor's gotten old. Let's try something more addicting like Mountain Dew

by Olive Soose November 21, 2018

Mountain Dew

A widely known drink in America,named after the dew that comes from the leaves after a good rain.

"I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!"

I drank some Mountain Dew.

by Hybrid Fangirl January 26, 2017

Mountain Dew

A goddamn MLG drink. Very common.

Joe: Hey Mack, want some Mountain Dew and Doritos?
Mack: Hell yes, it's time for MLG!

by Bloopmamoopa June 16, 2016

mountain high mush

When you have someone lay down underneath you, and you squat down and take a dump on there face.

I just gave this jerk a mountain high mush

by mountain high mush September 14, 2014

mountain dew whore

a man or women who exchanges sexual favors in return for mountain dew

Betsy gave Joey a blow job at the supermarket because he gave her a bottle of mountain dew, because she is a "mountain dew whore"

by anon4u April 15, 2012

Rocky Mountain House

A small town in Alberta Near Red Deer that is commonly prided on its "oil and agriculture". Beyond this is has a population of grade nines with the single lowest IQ ever. Rocky can be known for it's toothless bar folk at the bottom of its "main street" or for how amazingly greasey everyone who works at McDonald's is. Often the people from Rocky when asked where they are from will not respond and will try to change the subject with the lightning fast reflexes of a sloth.

"Hey where are you from?"- Rando
"The sky is blue wanna ride bicycles?"- Rocky Mountain House Folk

by Luigi87000 December 12, 2008

Mountain Dew Float

This is the official definition of this word.
It is when you bust a nut in a girl's mouth and then piss in her mouth. She then gurgles it and swallows.

Person A: That chick Beth is a real nasty freak.
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A:When I had sex with her last night she told me to give her a mountain dew float.

by Carl H.... October 12, 2007