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monocle shark

A derisive term used to describe the styling of the 2010 BMW S 1000 RR motorcycle. The bike features an ill-matched set of design elements which includes one round headlight paired with one triangular headlight, and large "fish gill" shaped vents located in Japanese-styled bodywork.
Man, that new BMW is fast, but the designers must have been dropping acid to dream up the dastardly monocle shark.
by XB Swordsman May 12, 2009
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Monocracy

Government by a single person.

A Monocrat is one who favors Monocracy.
When you're in my house you abide by The House Rules... House Rule #1:I make all House Rules and can change them at any given time, without notice, reason or prior written consent. Live by 'em or get the fout! It's Mary'Shui or the Highway...I'mQueen of Feverything... I rule this Monocracy!
by MEM7 June 3, 2011
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Monocode

A set of rules present by a New Jersey congress in 1664 for those men who play woman. The list is in levels from A-Z.
" Monocode: A is to bring in"
by ThatOneDudeWhoIs22 January 7, 2012
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Monopoly

The act of feigning ignorance about something and asking people about it.
"Jeezus Rayhan, stop doing a Monopoly and asking the time. I can see a wrist watch on your arm!!"
by FMorgano April 16, 2014
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Monopolyamorous

The desire to have sexual intercourse with everyone on Earth of the opposite sex and/or the same sex.
I have this fantasy where every man on earth dies so I can have sex with all the women by default because I am monopolyamorous.
by escpolnik May 24, 2014
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@monotude

by Cannibal.island July 16, 2021
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arabian monocle

Similar to Arabian Goggles; the act while online gaming of dropping ones testicle over the eye of a fallen enemy or comrade, due to time constraints. Quicker than a full goggling, usually just one dip.
"I only had time to arabian monocle n00b!"
by Alan Wordsmith January 3, 2008
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