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Hedge Michael

A Pikey (English Irish Gypsy), that lives in a council house.
Brad Pitt's Character in "Snatch" is a Pikey. If his character lived in a council house. He would be therefore be known as a 'Hedge Michael'
by Timmmmmm May 19, 2007
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jean-michael mönke

Jean-Michael Mönke is a awesome guy from philippines. He looks good, his style is lit and he's got a big dick. Also every girl wants to be his girlfriend because he is handsome,smart,single,a hypebeast,gentle,funny and just perfect.
Jean-Michael Mönke is perfect😍
by PiewDiePie December 31, 2016
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Krombopulos Michael

A Gromflomite assassin that purchased weapons from Rick Sanchez. Apparently got killed when Morty accidentally landed a spaceship on it.
“You have arrived at Krombopulos Michael, your destination is below”
by doo-dooButt May 14, 2018
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Mike (Michael)

I never dreamed my perfect man existed until I met Mike.

My Mike is sexy as hell even though he won't admit it. He is tall, big;) and has the sexiest broad shoulders and chest. He has beautiful eyes, a sexy laugh and smile and panty-wetting dimples.

My Mike is loyal, true, caring, kind and generous. He is patient and understanding without being judgemental. He puts others first before himself and will sacrifice his happiness to make other others happy.

My Mike is logical, reasonable, calm, smart and a sexy business boss. He is willing to give 100% to make something work.

My Mike is strong and brave. I feel safe and comfortable around him and know that I can count on him to protect me when I'm scared. He is always there when I need him and I know he will never hurt me intentionally.

My Mike puts up with my crazy moods without complaining and i love him so much for that. I love every second of hanging out, talking and joking with him. I can never stay mad at him because being around him makes me want to smile so hard my face hurts.

I am so lucky to have you in my life and on my side. I don't want to live without you. Mike you are my best friend and lover. I want to be your wife and the mother of your kids. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You saved me baby. You rescued me from myself and held my head up above the water when times were tough. I love you so incredibly much my sexy B2... yours forever and always, B1 <3
Just looking at my sexy Mike (Michael) makes me want to hold his face in my hands, trace my fingertips around his beard and kiss his sexy lips.

I've never felt this way about anyone before...I am crazy for you. You are my one and only my sexy B2 <3
by Mike's B1 September 3, 2018
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Yan Michael

Yan Michael is a nigga that can smash any girl out there and he single so hit his line and send nudes lmao so like he cute and not gay also 5'3 u know he mad gucci
by Lollaly September 8, 2018
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julia michaels

A very sweet, honest and loving person. Got famous for her hit single issues and is also known to be a songwriter for many artists like Selena Gomez, Shawn Mendes or Hailee Steinfeld. She is very close to her fanbase whose members are known as gems and deserves the best things in this world.
Lisa: "The Inner Monologue Tour was truly special. I loved it."
Havin: "Totally agree, Julia Michaels truly made me feel very comfortable."
by _muffN December 20, 2019
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thomas michael

A boy from Fall River that says the n word even though they're purely caucasian. Someone called a Thomas Michael usually wears the same hoodie everyday, smells, and sounds congested 24/7. A Thomas Michael also has one black friend, so he doesn't know how to act.
"Dude it smells worse than Thomas Michael in here"

"You sound just like Thomas Michael when you're sick"
by WoozworldAddict January 15, 2020
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