I was Michael Robinsoning on the beer pong table last night when i shot behind the back for no reason and still made the cups
by yeahyeahyeah12342 June 22, 2009
Get the Michael Robinson mug.A boy who by first sight is a girl magnet. Can be very funny, and gross at times. A handsome fellow, too.
Girl1: Um, who's that guy?
Girl2: I don't know, but he's HOT!
Girl3: That's Michael, of course!
Girl 1 and 2: Ohhh!
Girl2: I don't know, but he's HOT!
Girl3: That's Michael, of course!
Girl 1 and 2: Ohhh!
by PieGirl November 22, 2013
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Can go by mike but you won’t call him that cuz that’s a lame name compared to Michael
Not particularly attractive but so so so sweet. He will fall asleep in class until his head falls back and he starts drooling which is gross but also endearing. He will be there for you always as a friend, but will act like a rock during romantic relationships for fear of leading you on. Simultaneously however he will also ask you for pics and whenever he happens to be drunk he will text you. You will remember him for the soft dick pic he sent from the ihop bathroom at 2 in the morning. You both send pics back and forth seeking validation that neither of you eventually receives. He will rate you a three. All of a sudden he will cut you off saying he’s matured now and you will laugh off all the things you did. But damn you will miss him for his company. You will miss him so so much for the sweet cute boy he is because you could’ve been so much more
Not particularly attractive but so so so sweet. He will fall asleep in class until his head falls back and he starts drooling which is gross but also endearing. He will be there for you always as a friend, but will act like a rock during romantic relationships for fear of leading you on. Simultaneously however he will also ask you for pics and whenever he happens to be drunk he will text you. You will remember him for the soft dick pic he sent from the ihop bathroom at 2 in the morning. You both send pics back and forth seeking validation that neither of you eventually receives. He will rate you a three. All of a sudden he will cut you off saying he’s matured now and you will laugh off all the things you did. But damn you will miss him for his company. You will miss him so so much for the sweet cute boy he is because you could’ve been so much more
by happyshellfish23 March 14, 2019
Get the Michael mug.The most amazing person on the planet. Absolutely the light in my darkness, my hope when it's hopeless. The one person who can truley make everything okay.
by YourEmmie June 18, 2009
Get the Michael mug.a born again Christian, he was/is one of the greatest in ring performers ever in professional wrestling history, the main eventer, the showstopper, mr. wrestlemania. has put on some of the greatest matches ever such as the first ever ladder match, first ever hardcore match, was the first man to go the distance in the royal rumble from the number 2 spot, first ever grand slam champion, 4 time wwe/world heavyweight champion. one of the greatest if not the greatest pro wrestlers ever.
by Buddy October 13, 2006
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by VinC April 14, 2005
Get the Michael Winner mug.To perform horrible, unspeakable acts, such as massacring ten underperforming 'fighting dogs' by means of hanging and drowning and then think you can get away with it because of your super star status. After you have actually taken one minute to truly understand what hanging or drowning a defenseless dog with your bare hands would be like, you will proceed to make a profit from this horrendous act, whilst retaining your sports star status and then getting caught by the authorities.
From here you will admit to these allegations, plead guilty and spend a minimum amount of time prison. You will leave prison, and return to your sports star status without anyone questioning the nightmarish acts you have committed in the past. You will then proceed to play the best sports you have ever played for a reputable and credible team, and be praised for your skills even though you used those very same hands to drain the last strain of life out of a fighting for life puppy.
After you die, you will hopefully go to some form of torturous hell, which will have its own private area reserved for you, because not even Lucifer himself could show you mercy for the things you did to those dogs.
From here you will admit to these allegations, plead guilty and spend a minimum amount of time prison. You will leave prison, and return to your sports star status without anyone questioning the nightmarish acts you have committed in the past. You will then proceed to play the best sports you have ever played for a reputable and credible team, and be praised for your skills even though you used those very same hands to drain the last strain of life out of a fighting for life puppy.
After you die, you will hopefully go to some form of torturous hell, which will have its own private area reserved for you, because not even Lucifer himself could show you mercy for the things you did to those dogs.
by Vengeful Puppy December 6, 2010
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