A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.
by Sw00ty November 20, 2017
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Sarah: There goes Martin again, I wish I had the courage to talk to him
Whitney: You gotta meet him, he's really the best and it wont be long until he's taken
Sarah: Alright here goes nothing
Whitney: You gotta meet him, he's really the best and it wont be long until he's taken
Sarah: Alright here goes nothing
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