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Gooch-licker

A blindly overpurchaser of expensive things things due to too much money and time on ones own hands to try and impress others for approval because of self and or socially known lack on genuiness in being normal or cool, which realistically doesn't work when being almost as bad as developing a drug addiction.
Peter gooch-licked(gooch-licker.) his monthly allowance on video game skins.
by HCG4 April 15, 2024
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Laminate Licker

I’m a mother fkin laminate licker so fuck you rug munchers
by Zuit May 10, 2019
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Dirty Dick Licker

A term used to describe someone who has wronged you or simply has licked a dirty dick!
That bitch at the bar kicked my stool out from under me and yelled “Jenga.” What a dirty dick licker.
by Sarcastica69 March 21, 2022
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palm licker

A male who masterbates and ejaculates into his own hand then licks his palm clean of cum.
by CrazyDr.Abbey July 10, 2022
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Lightbulb Licker

Someone so dumb that a lightbulb looks like an appetizing dish.
by BmoreCrabby November 17, 2020
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Reckless Lickers

Individuals who shamelessly flatter or ingratiate themselves with people in positions of authority—whether seniors in college, club heads, or corporate managers—in order to gain favor, recognition, or personal advantage. Reckless lickers are known for prioritising praise over performance, switching allegiances quickly, and surviving more on charm than on skill.
“He didn’t join the club for passion—he’s just a reckless licker carrying coffee for every senior.”

“Reckless lickers spotted in the wild: volunteering for everything… but doing nothing.”

“She doesn’t even do her tasks—total reckless licker, always praising the boss’s haircut.”

“Bro, don’t trust him—he’s one of those reckless lickers. He was hyping up the debate club yesterday, today he’s licking the dramatics seniors.”
by Bruce Baldha September 14, 2025
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yoghurt licker

Someone who enjoys licking cum either off a man or woman
by Oj88 December 12, 2017
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