leffer

A man that resembles Arnold Schwarzeneggar, with large muscles, and a deep manly voice. They are often seen pumping iron in gyms or smacking their women in public.

Quinn: Wow... such a leffer.
Leffer: Are you serious?
Lansborough: LEFFLER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Leffer: I'll be back

by Dan Lopez January 11, 2009

left lane lag

a condition on limited-access high-capacity arterial roadways aka freeways where a disproportionately large convoy of vehicles occupies the "number one" aka left-most lane in anticipation of passing sauntering traffic in the other lanes. The cause of the build-up is often a beltway bitch or a motorist who is passing other slower motorists at a marginally higher velocity, often less than 1 mph greater, often out of fear that s/he may be pulled over for speeding if s/he goes any faster. Warning: this condition often creates freeway fags.

This left lane lag is ridiculous. That Buick needs to move over and let us pass!

by Driving School April 7, 2009

Lefej

To take the long route to class to miss a small part of the lesson.

"We've got Geography with Blane!"
"Crap! Let's do the Lefej"
"Cool"

by Yug Naisalrob June 30, 2009

Leffort

The amount of work or exertion needed in order to be lazy/unproductive while procrastinating. This generally turns out to be more work than if you weren't initially lazy.

It took so much leffort to copy the answers on the test that I didn't study for.

by sp227 July 28, 2009

Left hand scan

Glancing at a man's left hand in search of a possible wedding band.

Ashley: "The new guy at work has been flirting with me lately."

Samantha: "What is the status of his left hand scan?"

Ashley: "No ring, but that isn't conclusive."

by Angry Ashley March 21, 2010

Left lane defense

1.The guarding or protecting of the left lane on an interstate using an unreasonably small following distance.

2. Preventing other motorists from entering the fast lane when the situation arises.

There were at least 3 cars in front of me with their left blinker on during stop and go traffic on the highway. However, they could not shift over while I had my left lane defense up.

by RAD_revolution July 24, 2010

Left Lane Marauder

An inconsiderate person who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.

Chris had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Marauder.

by CSH79 April 27, 2011