the lazy leroy

The lazy leroy you call romba over to polish the family jewels telling alexa to cancel order for fleshlight

My wife walked in on the lazy leroy. After our anniversary

by Maskmademaskmademedoitdoit February 1, 2021

Lazy Wank

When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.

I had a lazy wank last night.

by Tone Leigh January 13, 2023

megamewtu lazy

that one guy that is always late, lays on his bed for hours on end without doing anything whatsoever, never answers calls, never calls back, complains at the smallest inconvenience and leaves you hanging for several hours while refusing to elaborate further.

- Wow, Angelo is a really lazy person...
- At least he isn't megamewtu lazy!

by s_erny August 25, 2023

Lazy Salamander

Record label started by artist and producer, Delaney Miller.

Lazy Salamander is the shit

by Tina the llama October 25, 2023

lazy busy

Your schedule is so full of lazy, you can never get anything done. A timewaster.

Like most potheads, he's lazy busy - So don't expect him to paint the house anytime soon.

by Ad1968 October 17, 2017

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A sentence that contains every letter of the alphabet, also called a pangram

Let’s see what each letter of “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” looks like with every font that’s installed on my Windows PC.

by bluestinger66 February 14, 2023

National be a lazy ass day

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023