Dillon Juriansz is a creative person, a boy who brings stories to life with his imagination. Through his creative and emotions, making his people embark on wonderful adventures with him. Rare in making joke but have a good humor and trying keep his circle close. If you get a Dillon as a friend, keep him. Trying to avoid dangerous stuff but loves to do Aswell. Doesn't get attract to girls but he is love magnet. so try to keep your sister away from this person.
by SuparKumar August 15, 2023
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He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.
by Wild Bob September 27, 2023
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by ctqne fan page November 20, 2023
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This guy stole my car today but I saw him at the 711 buying bread, peanut butter and jelly. So I confronted him about my car and he apologized and told me his name was Javier Jurado-Jurado and convinced me to go to his place, so I did, I said I would not fuck hi and he said ok, but we got to his place and he pulled out his cock and I couldn't resist! my husband called while I was riding his cock, I just laughed and kept fucking him, it didn't bother me at all even though I should have felt guilty, he had some power over me...or maybe it was just that dick? We left and before I noticed, he took off in my car again!
by Cakencock March 24, 2024
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I had to reach puberty on time so my parents would eventually be comfortable relaxing screen time limits; hence my inner MasterChef jury named Renata could eventually retire, even though she had said, "You can only be on your phone for 30 minutes then go on a walk with your cat" throughout my entire life.
by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025
Get the MasterChef jury mug.Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.
by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025
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