A large hairy woman by the name of Jennifer. Normally married to a much smaller in size pathetic excuse of a Male named Raymond.
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(v.) The act of giving oneself manual stimulation or pleasure via hand and penis. It is done by stroking oneself repeatedly; masturbation; jacking off.
Matt: Yo where have u been this last hour?
John: Just catching up on my reading.
Matt: Bullshit, you were probably jeffin it
John: You got me
John: Just catching up on my reading.
Matt: Bullshit, you were probably jeffin it
John: You got me
by willemdafoe April 25, 2012
Get the Jeffin It mug.Similar to Jackson's Mustache and Hamilton's Mustache, Jefferson's Anus is when, the morning after you have sex, but before she wakes up, you cum on the girls asshole and jam a nickel in. This is usually for cab fare. This is only practiced by truly douchey dickbags.
X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?
Douchey Dickbag: I don't know, brah, but I gave her Jefferson's Anus when I got up! Pound it!
Douchey Dickbag: I don't know, brah, but I gave her Jefferson's Anus when I got up! Pound it!
by Greene Team July 25, 2011
Get the Jefferson's Anus mug.1. A person who does stupid things with little disregard for anyone else.
2. An arrogant and/or ignorant person.
2. An arrogant and/or ignorant person.
Her: Did you see that asshat throw his Mountain Dew can out the window?
Him: Yeah, what a total Jeff.
Him: Yeah, what a total Jeff.
by Horsemeat McBeef December 17, 2016
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A Jeff is a beautiful person.
by T Jeff February 6, 2018
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2. One who can be found in public bathrooms passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. Security guards often will poke him with a stick and call an ambulance.
3. One who can be found studying Second Year Engineering at a university in Halif0fax, rumoured to be in Canada, for at least four years and still not know what type of engineer he wants to be. If found in Fifth year please see "Chris Fedora".
2. One who can be found in public bathrooms passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. Security guards often will poke him with a stick and call an ambulance.
3. One who can be found studying Second Year Engineering at a university in Halif0fax, rumoured to be in Canada, for at least four years and still not know what type of engineer he wants to be. If found in Fifth year please see "Chris Fedora".
1. Bob: "Who really cares about Jeff Green?"
2. Security: "Cancel that ambulance... This Jeff Green is awake now."
3. Random campus bar goer #1: "Isn't that Chris Fedora?"
Random campus bar goer #2: "Nope! He's still a Jeff Green."
Random campus bar goer #1: "Maybe I should give him my deoderant then..."
2. Security: "Cancel that ambulance... This Jeff Green is awake now."
3. Random campus bar goer #1: "Isn't that Chris Fedora?"
Random campus bar goer #2: "Nope! He's still a Jeff Green."
Random campus bar goer #1: "Maybe I should give him my deoderant then..."
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