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Franchise Rape

When a long-running franchise, with a well-established fanbase, is raped. The rape will always be committed either by a money-hungry outsider with no love for the franchise, or an insider who's totally sold out. Sometimes a franchise can be gang-raped by a combination of the two.

The victim of the rape will always be disfigured beyond recognition by the vast majority of the fanbase, and many have been known to burn their eyes out upon first viewing.
In terms of franchise rape, which film wins: Indiana Jones 4 or Wolverine?

Indy 4 got franchise raped so hard, the entire fanbase has gone blind.
by Fluffyudders May 1, 2009
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Mall rape

when mall vendors try to sell you their product and stop at nothing. This includes grabbing you, verbally harassing you, and blocking your way from leaving until you buy it.
Vendor: hey you! you look like you're in need of a hair straightener!
Woman: no thanks, i really can't stay...
*Vendor grabs woman's arm*
Woman: what are you doing?
Vendor: please, let me show you!
Woman: no! get off!
*vendor releases her arm and grabs her hand leading her over to his booth*
Vendor: your hair will be silky smooth..
*straightens her hair*
Vendor: how many will you buy?
Woman: ..ugh... if you let me leave i'll buy one..
Vendor: SOLD!
Woman: that was such a mall rape.
by mvdizzle34 December 17, 2009
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rape me

the name of a song that kicks so much ass that people have to bitch just because the lead singer(kurt cobain) uses the phrase "rape me" a lot when if they werent such dumbasses they would realize the meaning of the song and possibly decide to shut the fuck up
he wanted someone to take it all away his possesions his life....everything he was sick of it all
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dank-rape

to forcefully impose the act of smoking marijuana on someone; to rape someone with dank
cops just got another guy for dank-rape today
by J.Pads November 22, 2009
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Peeper Rape

The act of checking someone out in a very lecherous way.

To stare excessively at someone or something physically attractive.
Masculine Uses:
Man, that chick is bangin'! I could peeper rape her all night!

Hey, get back to work! I'm not paying you to peeper rape the customers!

Feminine Uses:
Gross! That creepy old guy is totally peeper raping me!

My new Louis Vuitton purse is so sexy, I don't want to use it. I could just peeper rape it all day.
by SkittleHater September 21, 2008
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Divorce rape

Noun or verb used to describe a wife who uses the fact that divorce courts are sexist in favour of women, to personal advantage. For example by taking an unfair proportion of the husband's assets or denying him access to children.
Julie and her husband James had been married for 10 years and had 3 children. Julie stopped having sex with James and then accused him of rape. She filed for divorce and hired an expensive lawyer using their shared bank account. Julie and her lawyer divorce raped James and took the house and all the money James had saved over the years, leaving James with nothing. He was also denied the right to visit his children. James was upset with the divorce rape that Julie had committed against him. What a bitch.
by Dave_Truth September 25, 2015
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raped ape

1) something that goes wicked freakin fast
2)something going like a bat out of hell

backround:have you ever seen a raped ape? i goes like a MOFO
"i slapped a chick on the ass, and she went like a raped ape"
by Lewis October 19, 2004
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