Piss on my foot and tell me its raining

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

by Sabrina Burton August 10, 2006

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too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

the lack of common sense to be so stupid to be so stupid you are unaware whats happening around you

my ex girlfriend is too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

my neighbor was out in the thunder storm all day he is too stupid to when to come in out of the rain

by bluebear October 02, 2022

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mush-a rain don a doo duma da

i love you, will you marry me?

mush-a rain don a doo duma da....yes

by becky n' diane March 09, 2004

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When it rains it pours

This means that your boyfriend smells and doesn't shower

"when it rains it pours Gavin"

by Ekmma February 28, 2020

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tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!

Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!

by Jeep_Junkie March 13, 2007

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