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Dwagon Island 

A lost island deep in the pacific where dolphines and dragons co-exist and teach there own stylings of kung-fu to one other
Mike finally came home from his 50 year long journey on dwagon island he now can rip armored cars in two

Long Island Long Jump 

A sexual act in which a man lies prostrate on the ground, and the receiver jumps off a bed or similarly high platform and attempts to land upon the man's penis.
My girlfriend is a total freak! She asked me if I wanted to try a Long Island Long Jump with her!

Back Yard Coney Island 

The act of having anal sex while the receiving partner has diarrhea all over the other partners penis.
"Wait, stop! Maybe Taco Bell was a bad idea. I'm about to back yard Coney Island all over you!"

long island 

I am from North Bayshore, but have lived in Various NYC bouroughs for 22 years and have NEVER heard anyone, anywhere refer to Long Island as upstate. New York State consists of "the City", "Upstate" and "Long Island".
Most Manhattanites are from nowhere near NYC, so they're opinion of what consitutes a New Yorker are irrelevent. It's hilarious that people living in MAnhattan critisize Long Island for being too rich, when the average rent there is like $2500, and a co-op starts at a Million.
Long Isand may be segregated in many sections, But the Bayshore, Brentwood, Central Islip section of South Shore Suffolk is not. It is also working class to poor. Most of the declining areas are on the south shore and lay false the claim of all rich, all rural. In fact, LI is quite overdeveloped. Rural areas don't have punishing traffic.
True, culturally, it is deficiant. There is, in fact, little to do at night or otherwise. I found it boring as hell, that's why I left.
Also, many people are provincial and lame, but not as much so as 20 or so years ago.
In the Brentwood/Bayshore area there are plenty of gangs, crack, violence, larceny and 10 dollar blowjobs from a variety of creatures. That's ghetto. Dangerous, depressing and cyclical.
"i'm from Brooklyn"
"When you move to L.I.?"
"When I was 5"
or
"Where you from?"
"Long Island"
"It's beautiful, and rich"
"righhhhhhht."
or
"I'm moving from The city to somewhere nice"
"Where?"
"Brentwood, they got trees"
"Damn, your stupid"
long island by Shawn Nice December 29, 2005

The Island 

1. A place were people are forced to live when they know too much. Seen in The Simpsons.

2. An action movie that takes place in circa 2018 AD, where clones of people in the real world think they are survivors of a biochemical holocaust, but are really are used to provide spare organs and body parts for the originals in the real world.
1. Homer is sent to The Island because he knows that flu shots are mind-controlling devices.

2. Lopez Three Alpha thought she was going to be sent to The Island, only to find out they just needed to rip out an ovary for her master client.
The Island by Jordan Two Delta July 16, 2008

long island 

home to the second richest county per capita in the State of New York and the 10th richest in the nation.

we're rich bitchh $$$

steve: so youre from long island?
jessica: yeah, from nassau county actually
steve: ya' so paidddd

long island by ncbabyyy April 18, 2009