Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Kengaroo Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.

dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves kengaroo handshakes.

by Steve0004 March 13, 2025

shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017

Ben Franklin Handshake

The action of two men tying their penises together to seal a deal, or give a brotherly handshake with the snakes

"Yo, let's seal it with a Ben Frankshake"
"Get the boys together, been needing to give them A Ben Franklin Handshake"

by The Illusive Writer January 6, 2025

Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit

"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)

by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024

Morton handshake

When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*

Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name

by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016

dp handshake

A sex act, wherein one hand is inserted into both the anus, and vagina, and contact between the hands is made through the membranes separating the two tracts. Also known as a 'DP High-5'.

Aaron: Dude, you go out with that chick last night?
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.

by Don's Johnson November 28, 2017