the greasy snowman

The sexual act of sticking two rocks/buttons/drawing black circles onto the buttocks, one on each buttock. Once in place, a carrot is coated in lubricant and shoved into the anus to complete the greasy snowman.

Guy #1: "Yo, tried the greasy snowman with my girlfriend last night."
Guy #2: "Dude, that's disgusting. Did you hurt her with the carrot?"
Guy #1: "We didn't try it on her."

by The sexual snowman November 6, 2011

toilet grenade

The act of straining to have a bowel movement to the point of nearly passing out and then having a release that explodes and covers the entire inside of the toilet.

Robert came into the office and warned everyone not to go into the unisex bathroom because he tossed in a toilet grenade and that it needed a cleaning crew.

by superknox1andonly December 23, 2014

Get Down on the Grease Trap

1. Doing something with enthusiasm
2. Psyching yourself up for an unpleasant chore

Despite the hot weather, they managed to get down on the greasetrap and clean out the storage facilities.

by Sarah Templin July 3, 2005

Holy Hand Grenade

After finishing in a condom you hold the base and pee into the the condom creating a water balloon, you then pop the condom on her face.

After I finished fucking her I dropped the Holy Hand grenade on her face.

by HlyHndGren October 16, 2019

Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus?

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.

I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

by metaphoricals June 14, 2010

Grenade Launcher

A Bro's girlfriend who pushes her ugly friends on the Bro's Bro.

Bro: Yo you wanna hangout with my girl and her friend tonight?
Other Bro: I don't know Bro is your girl a grenade launcher?

by Borickly November 4, 2011

Giggle Grenade

farts are funny. their like comedy coming out of your ass. So if you fart in your hand and then throw it in someones face. You just gave them a Giggle Grenade

i was in the back seat of a car and threw a giggle grenade in Dale's face. Everyone Giggled

by Bucky Brewster January 5, 2010