gregs dummy

a cheap sausage roll given to babies by teenage mothers to shut them up while in the pram

get that gregs dummy in yer gob and stop crying

by vinnny August 18, 2006

Gregory Helms

A WWE superstar and the single best man in the whole plannet.. (he beat the rock!)

Guy 1: "so yea.. i always wondered who was like the best guy EVER."

Guy 2: "pffft! well DUH! Its Gregory Helms!!"

Guy 1: "oh."

by King Eric April 25, 2006

gregulate

To exceed others in class, strength, success, good looks, income, while having amazing sex with many beautiful women.

For the word gregulate, think Jay Gatsby but he bangs Daisy at the end. That'd be pretty close.

by Iram Ewo August 6, 2007

Gregnant

When a man named Greg gets you pregnant

Alice: this is my husband Greg
Greg: *waves*

Alice: and we have some news!
Sophia: what is it??!
Alice: WERE EXPECTING!!!
Sophia: that's great! How far along are you!??
Alice: I'm a couple months gregnant, so I've got a few crav-
Sophia: did you say gregnant?
Alice: yeah, why?
Sophia: it's pregnant, dipshit
Alice: no, I'm pretty sure it's gregnant
Sophia: how? And where did you learn this?
Alice: I'm pregnant and my husbands name is Greg, so I'm gregant! And I learned it on urbandictionary.com you uncultured swine
Sophia: ah ok
Alice: *licks Sophia's nussy*
Sophia: never do that again

by Greg2.0 March 11, 2021

Old Gregging

(V.) To Old Gregg on someone is to hit on someone very creepily and awkwardly, usually in an attempt to get that person to do something he or she doesn't want to do but that you do.

Effective examples of old gregging include:

1. throwing out continuous strains of awkward, senseless questions, such as: "do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?" or "do you ever drink baileys from a shoe?"

2. Do you want to see my mangina?

3. You got your rod stuck in my head motherlicka

by Frankie Boyle's Girl December 31, 2010

Gregors

A peson who is/used to be your friend. You usually meet him in 1st grade and you become best friends. Everything was fine for years. There were fights that felt like that will be the end for the friendship. But after some time everything is back to normal. Likes to tell jokes about other people. Usually the jokes sound like insults, but you know that it wansn't meant to be an insult. Basically the best friend you could ever had.

You are the best Gregors. Noone could be better than you. Even if we had fights we were still friends. Aad that it has to end like this. Hopefully that this was meant as a sick hoke and that it will end. But untill now. Have fun and i will bever forget our friendship

by Someonewhowillbebyyourside March 31, 2017

gregory

Gregory's are someone who is sexy asf and has a massive cock! good looking and loves to cuddle but doesn't mind doing a little something while yall cuddle. Gregory's love pussy and love to fuck so be ready ladies bc they are sex machines at heart but coincidentally have huge hearts as it is.

"AHHHH FUCK ME GREGORY PLEASE, I NEED MORE OF YOUR HUGE COCK IN MY PUSSY PLEASE."

by ThicccccccccccBitch69 June 10, 2018