Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)

Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.

by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016

Dubai night goggles

The same as Arabian night goggles except you first dip your balls in pistachio butter

My kink is making her wear Dubai night goggles

by BanksyNuts July 31, 2025

Drought Goggles

Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.

Can you believe the girl Steve went home with!? Must've been a serious case of Drought Goggles.

by Downtown Georgia Brown January 31, 2012

Clout gang goggles

Worn to block out dem haters

She wore those clout gang goggles to ignore the haters

by Buckle July 9, 2018

goggle

UR CRUSH CODE NAME

person 1: OMG ITS GOGGLE
goggle: HUH *realizes*

by Gushsvdgdhjdjcjcjcjcjjc November 1, 2022

Gogy Goggles

Its Georgenotfound's clout goggles obvisly

person 1: '' Hey what are go-''
person 2: ''gogy goggles? its george not founds clout goggles''

by GogysLeftEar October 11, 2022

Porn goggles

When someone's perspective of someone else is altered by predicting or imagining what they look like in a sexual context.

"That barmaid looks wise is a 3, but my porn goggles are saying she's a 9"

by Porngoggles August 24, 2015