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The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.
I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.
by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025
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The Garden

The best fucking gifting shop in Washington, D.C. Superior service to its clients, the place the garden itself has a really dope vibe. A must see!
I went to the garden and I was gifted…..
by WorldClassStoner November 23, 2021
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Garden List

Adjacent to bucket list, which is tinny and final. A garden list is where I will plant my goals and dreams to cultivate into a beautiful and flourishing garden which will bring me and others joy.
I love the idea of going to Key West, I am adding that to my garden list
by anonymous January 22, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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grey gardening

When you spend at least 24 hours in the same clothing, often unshowered, not leaving your home or the home of your closest friend. Activities include doom scrolling, watching trashy movies, drinking tea. Done in pairs.
"We spent the weekend grey gardening at Amber's house."
by mememepickles February 21, 2025
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Garden hosing

When a man lays ass down dick up and your women drives a vacuum over your dick and it gets spun up into the brush rollers and stretches your dick 2 full rotations
We are gonna go garden hosing until
by Revilo rabeof March 5, 2025
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Botanical-Garden

I had the best day out drinking gin at Botanical-garden
by 98765ghyt November 24, 2021
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