French Floater

The name of a boat at it's a small world Disney Land. Pronounced Franch Floater

Alright kids,everybody on the french floater it's our turn!

by Jcmacs May 24, 2011

French floss

When you take a dump somewhere other than a restroom and you have nothing to wipe with you take off a sock a proceed to floss between your cheeks using both hands, one in the front and one in the back in a flossing motion.

Greg took a dump between 2 houses on the way home from school and had to French Floss because he didn’t have anything to wipe with.

by BobbyGeeeee February 15, 2023

French suicide

The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag

Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?

by US organization of healthcare April 4, 2017

French relay

A game played by 2 girls and 3-6 guys. The two girls kneel and suck off the guys for 30 seconds at a time; the guys rotate. The first girl to finish a guy off and swallow a mouthful of cum is the winner; the other girl then sucks off and swallows for all the remaining guys.

See also: French roulette.

Almost everybody left the party by about 2:00 but Steph and Annie stuck around, so me and some of my boys ended up having a French relay.

by anon444 December 29, 2010

French 3

Stupid ass class that I dick around in.

Person one: Yo did you do your French 3 work today?

Person two: fuck no.

by Leafeon Sussy September 21, 2023

French Heater

When someone defecates in someone elses dryer to teach them a lesson.

Aunt Romaine said she was gonna french heater Josh's dryer; her exact words were, "Im going to drop a nuclear shitbomb on hiroshitma."

by Buckfutter 111 August 17, 2019

French Inquisition

When you insert your penis into a baguette and use it to have sex with your partner.

Nobody expects the French Inquisition!

by B. Brejcha September 6, 2020