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The south florida drowning 

It is when you take you girlfriend on vacation in south florida. the two of you have a nice dinner and you end the night with sex. as you are about to cum you hold her nose and begin to strangle her and right before you cum, you force your dick in her mouth so she is forced to swallow every drop as she gasps for air. (usually white women will let you do this more than once.)
The south florida drowning

man: hey honey, im horny
woman: lets have sex
man: i heard of a new way for oral sex, can we try it?
woman: yeah sure
man: OPEN YOUR MOUTH BITCH!!!!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!!!!
woman:GASPS!!!!! AND GASPS!!!
man: im about to cum!!! give me your neck!!!
woman: GASPS, GASPS, GASPS
man: holy shit!!!!! boooom down your throat!!!!
woman: laying lifeless
man: awaiting trial
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Driving to florida 

David: Bruh are driving to florida with her
Jaiah: yeah bro were gunna do Iit so hard
Driving to florida by jack11 January 1, 2016

driving to florida 

Code for dtf
Gavin: bruh is she driving to florida with you
aidan: yeah bro were gunna do it so hard
driving to florida by jack11 January 1, 2016

shady groove florida 

Shady groove florida a small town in the middle of nowhere the only store in shady groove is a gas station. Everyone there is inbred and and has relations with their dog. Smokless tobacco is big in shadygrove wotch means everyone and their cousin dose not have a lower jaw.
Hey wana get some gas in shady groove florida What in the world is that

faster than a Florida tail wind 

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

To Act Florida

After his vasectomy, I kinda expected him to act Florida for a while.
To Act Florida by blitzchap August 6, 2020

Fort likkertail florida

Nickname for fort lauderdale florida so named because of the spring breakers and partiers .
Father to son: son where are you going to go for spring break? Son: I think I'll take a stay cay and plant ☘️ indigenous trees in the green space near the community college. Father: back in my day we'd go down to. Fort likkertail florida for sun sex booze and drugs. Son: times change Dad.