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Fisherman's Delight

The process of tying a string around one of your large toes, and the other around your penis, and then running the string though your pants leg, which enables you to masturbate in public areas to whatever you may please...
"Man, the day that one chick came to our cell block...man, I just had to pull a fisherman's delight."
by YourMomsLover November 23, 2013
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Arbor Fists

A drinking game related to Edward 40-Hands, in which two bottles of Arbor Mist are taped to the end of the participants closed fists, and cannot be removed until both bottles are empty. True men remove them by punching them against a wall.
Arbor Fists is a brutally fresh, cruelly delicious, heterosexually fruity good time.
by Drowned By Fire January 23, 2011
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tank fish

great youtuber and educaitonal.
7 year olds should watch it.

WAR CRIMES ARE GOOD
GO sub to tAnK FiSh NOW Or ElSe
by aboner696969696969696969699 April 11, 2021
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Dfish on Fish

Dfish on fish is Everything and Nothing at the same time. It is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, interjecttion, conjunction, and punctuation. It can also be a location, means of transportation, force of nature, and a universal term of any drugs. For that matter a universal term for anything. In number form it is infinity to negative infinity divided by zero. It is indirectly related to The Blue Orgy Theorem. It can be said Dfish on Fish or abbreviated as Dfish
Jeff: Dude Birdo from Super Mario Bros. is a man! It says it in the manual!

Tyler: No way dude she wears a diamond ring, she fukin pink 'n' shit and has a vagina mouth that she shoots eggs out of!

Jeff: No way dude in a game where you eat fuckin shrooms and kill shit by jumpin on them that feminine dinosaur could totally have a massive dick down there.

Tyler:Fine well just call it Dfish on Fish
by Dfish on Fish January 13, 2009
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Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.
Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.
by Psycat2 September 25, 2014
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Fishgun

Simply put, a gun that looks like a fish.

Used by firearms enthusiasts and Keyboard Kommandos to mock designs perceived to have too many polymer parts, or be too organic in shape.

Common examples include the XM8 and the FN F2000, both of which possess the distinctly fishy outline which lends the term its name.
Burt: "Hey, Cletus! I got me one 'o them neewfangled Eff two thousand guns from waffle land!"

Cletus: "Fuck you Burt, you stupid mall ninja, that's a damn fishgun!"
by XxxAnalInfiltratoRxxX July 9, 2014
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Double Fist Pump Jump

A trendy new dance generally reserved for those with the the rhythm of a usher, chris brown, or MJ, but that should be attempted by all. The dance goes as follows:
1. The beat kicks in to a song
2. Jump while simultaneously fist pumping and throwing your knees in the air
3. Hop backwards while jumping
4. Smile, laugh, and sign autographs....you are now the life of the party
5. Post video on you tube and reference @bwarner and @30PercentHero

Recommended song: "one" by swedish house mafia

Clap, clap, thump, thump, thump

@bwarner @30PercentHero
Did you see that guy doing the double fist pump jump!?! That was so routh.
by @30PercentHero October 30, 2010
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