Faggot Orbiter

A FAGGOT ORBITER: A guy who orbits around your girl for months or maybe years in her friendzone buying her shit waiting for that opportunity and procrastinating, once you're away, he won't even have the balls to ask her out but maybe she'll use him out of desperate, to get the validation she lost from you, thinking it'll help.
Usually he has NO other options so he'll say yes, the ultimate consequence of this interaction is loss of attraction asa another Alpha male shows up.. Fuck the backstabbing FAGGOT orbiters. (Funny enough I talked about this in the video without even knowing).
I've just added this definition to Urban Dictionary.

She hooked up with a faggot orbiter just to get over daddy , thinking it'll help but it'll never help

by Daddyhimself3 January 20, 2017

faggot gatherer

someone who gathers faggots, or wood. also used to refer to asshole bikers.

those turds on those harleys over there are such faggot gatherers.

by Mark0889 November 06, 2009

phone-faggot

When a guy becomes so enamored by his phone, he begins producing estrogen.

Mike: Where's Kenny?

Dave: He's outside talking to his phone-faggot buddy, Bill.

by BigN_Tasty November 17, 2015

Time Faggot

Some one who wastes your time.

Dude, those Jehovah's Witnesses are such Time Faggots for wasting my time at the door.

by Mr. $lick June 26, 2017

nonswole faggot

One who posts shirtless pics insisting he is swole, when he’s really just a skinny faggot

Colton G is a nonswole faggot!

by Biggie Ight June 02, 2018

sleigh faggot

a man who prefers handjobs from a man over those of a woman

bobby is such a sleigh faggot, man

by DAD?!?! November 16, 2011

Faggot orange

A tangerine

I wanted to make a real old fashioned, but all we have are these faggot oranges, so I did the best I could.

by Cwoody0 February 13, 2017