f me up the a

simply put, "fuck me up the ass"

ex 1: Goddamn, how could Mr. McSex gave us three chapters of homework tonight?! F me up the a, dude!

ex 2: Well, since Mr. McSex is married with kids and full out intercourse would be wrong, I wish he would just hurry up and f me up the a!

-- moral of the story: school doesn't just blow- it fucks you up the ass.

by likesitfrombehind February 16, 2008

F uck Tard

A person who constantly makes mistakes or makes an over all fool of them self

"Did you see what Chase wore to the strip club?, He looked like a F uck Tard"

by Ice 9 March 3, 2008

F.A.D.U.

Acronym for Faggots and Dykes United. It's the insensitive way to refer to the Gay and Lesbian alliance.

Perez Hilton and Rosie O'Donnel would be the king and queen of F.A.D.U.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM September 19, 2009

f-kazing

slang for fucking amazing when your too lazy to say both words or just dont want to speak correct english

That shirt is so f-kazing.

No way! you got that shirt for $3, that is f-kazing.

by Squeaky Giggles January 30, 2010

'F' for effort

Not quite up to the standards of 'E' for effort. Sarcastic comment or insult. A person hearing it may reply "Didn't you mean 'E' for effort?" You may or may not want to respond "No."

Well, wasn't that special. I give you an 'F' for effort.

by happenstance November 18, 2012

F of d

Defines the strength of a Man's pelvic thrust.

Jesus: Hey Kal, how strong is your F of d?

Kal: .1 Newtons! I need more work with the hulahoop.

by Sonya Woolston February 23, 2013

F*ckening

n. A time period and setting in which some fucked up shit just happened, everything currently happening is fucked, and afterwards, everything is going to be fucked.

Beavus: "Hey Butthead, did you hear the orange guy from the comedy central roast is gonna be king of United America? heheheh"
Butthead: "heh, No way thats fucked, and Trump's gonna be our prez."
Beavus: "heheh, Yeah. The F*ckening is upon us. heh. Thats cool."
Butthead: "Ha yeah, now were all fucked, heh, cool."

by hunteroftheonepiece December 15, 2016