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Evan

Evan is the guy everyone hates. He is ugly, rude, and annoying. If you are friends with him he will still make up reasons to hate you.
Evan is gay
by I’m a fakee May 23, 2018
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evan joseph

Has no solo wins is obsessed with shrek a memes lord
Evan Joseph’s ancestors are incestors
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Evan

A tall smart boy who is a total angel. He's tall and has tan-ish skin with brown hair. He has about 30 girls chasing him and doesn't realize that he has a lot going for him. He is popular and is very smart. He does math about 2 grades above him and the same for every other subject. He's a super hottie and all the girls melt when they see him.
Man, That Evan Has Everything Every Girl Wants!

Sorry, but he's mine.
Wait, really?

Yep lost your chance my friend.
Congrats.

I still can't believe Evan's mine!
by dump.trump May 30, 2018
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Evan

1). A child like man who resembles a salamander and has very large man tits.
Man he looks like a real Evan.
by The dog of truth May 30, 2018
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evan gramcracker

Friend: Do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)
by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018
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Evan Gramcracker

Friend: do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)
by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018
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Evan burns

HOTTEST BOI EVS, HES CUTE
by DiamondDiamondGirl June 1, 2018
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