That guy seen in almost every movie which includes some form of corporate company; that one well-dressed and successful office douchebag who is on top of the food chain.
Some you may have seen:
- Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole), "Office Space"
- Luis Litt (Rick Hoffman), "Suits"
- Howard Hamlin (Patrick Fabian), "Better Call Saul"
- Therman (Zach Galifianakis), "Dinner for Schmucks"
- Donnie Azoff (Jonah Hill), "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Some you may have seen:
- Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole), "Office Space"
- Luis Litt (Rick Hoffman), "Suits"
- Howard Hamlin (Patrick Fabian), "Better Call Saul"
- Therman (Zach Galifianakis), "Dinner for Schmucks"
- Donnie Azoff (Jonah Hill), "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Jim - "Hey, Sean. I was passing by the water machine yesterday and did you see Carl's attitude towards Bryce Man, he is such an office douchebag. And the way he parades around like an alpha male and smiles."
Sean - "Yeah, man. He even smells like one too."
Jim - "What would an office douchebag smell like?"
Sean - "Like spicy musk, something like that."
Jim - "Ah, I get you."
Sean - "Yeah, man. He even smells like one too."
Jim - "What would an office douchebag smell like?"
Sean - "Like spicy musk, something like that."
Jim - "Ah, I get you."
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1. A person who is living for the others and the image they might have of him. A conformist and empty personality, finally filled up with everything which is not linked with his real personality. His real personality is hidden behind the illusion of his constructed one, and appears when others catch it out... which makes of him a double douchebag
2. a person who risks nothing but pretends to risk everything
3. a person dominated by another person, animal or thing
4. a person, being too soft, soft boiled and unable to make his own decisions.
1. A person who is living for the others and the image they might have of him. A conformist and empty personality, finally filled up with everything which is not linked with his real personality. His real personality is hidden behind the illusion of his constructed one, and appears when others catch it out... which makes of him a double douchebag
2. a person who risks nothing but pretends to risk everything
3. a person dominated by another person, animal or thing
4. a person, being too soft, soft boiled and unable to make his own decisions.
examples...
1. paris hilton (well, she became herself by imitating a person she is not, so she is a first level douchebag)/ George W. Bush - second leve douchebag
2. a wimp
3. oedipus-complexed person or fetishist
4. a real macho (because he cannot be able to communicate his problem with power and pseudo-domination) and his decisions are just based on the image of a macho he has madeup.
1. paris hilton (well, she became herself by imitating a person she is not, so she is a first level douchebag)/ George W. Bush - second leve douchebag
2. a wimp
3. oedipus-complexed person or fetishist
4. a real macho (because he cannot be able to communicate his problem with power and pseudo-domination) and his decisions are just based on the image of a macho he has madeup.
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Kanye West is the biggest douchebag ever, look at what he said: "Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time"
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Bob: "I love you" -3 hours later- "um, let's break up"
Alice: "whatever"
---------next day--------
friend #1: "bob broke up with you?"
alice: "yup. ONLINE."
friend #1: "what a douchebag!"
---------later---------
alice: "he said he loved me"
friend #2: "he's a douchebag. of course he said he did"
Alice: "whatever"
---------next day--------
friend #1: "bob broke up with you?"
alice: "yup. ONLINE."
friend #1: "what a douchebag!"
---------later---------
alice: "he said he loved me"
friend #2: "he's a douchebag. of course he said he did"
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Get the douchebag mug.That DJ you've added to Facebook that sends constant invites to crappy events. He always has the place bumping, usually with 5 people in attendance and considers anyone that praises his work as his best friend. A real douchebag. Tells everyone how much he gets laid when he in fact has a girlfriend of 7 years at home that he has a mortgage with. Also has a meme based off of him: memegenerator.net/dj-douchebag
DJDB: "man I had that party BUMPIN' tonight!"
Me: "There were only 4 people there"
DJDB: "EVERYONE LOVES ME"
Me: "Your a douchebag, DJ, and DJ Douchebag"
Me: "There were only 4 people there"
DJDB: "EVERYONE LOVES ME"
Me: "Your a douchebag, DJ, and DJ Douchebag"
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