pseudo-diarrhea

The perception that you have diarrhea even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to defecate

Right before the exam, I got hit with such anxiety that I felt like I had pseudo-diarrhea, but it turned out I just needed to relax.

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

That’s Diarrhea

When you call your boy to see if they got something you need and they say naw !
Or when you go to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine is broken

Yo homie can I go by ?

Answers , naw
Aww That’s Diarrhea right der.

by Ladydeadpool_305 September 28, 2019

Handstand spinning diarrhea

When you have the need to take a shit get into a handstand position and let it RIPPPP. Just like Beyblades spin around while you release your waste.

Yo, I've been doing the handstand spinning diarrhea and it's the best b work out bro. 10/10 recommend!!!

by ThickburritoaAss April 19, 2020

old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea

When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.

I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.

by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021

baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.

i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo

by fart moinke April 2, 2021

an huge diarr

basically like haiji towa but haiji look more uglyer

"what is an huge diarrea?"

"its haiji towa"

by pro idiot April 29, 2021

HOT BUCKET OF DIARRHEA

A BIG HOT BUCKET OF DIARRHEA IS YOUR MOM'S TOILET OR HOUSE

KID: "WHY DOES YOUR MOM LIVE IN A HOT BUCKET OF DIARRHEA, WHAT A NOOB!1"

by w i n n i n g s m i l e May 10, 2021