Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
Get the care pie mug.Occurs when a person(s) attempting to covertly commit a malicious act(s) against another person(s) are prematurely discovered resulting in poorly scripted justification excuses that present those actions as beneficial to the target person. There are many reasons this can happen but commonly is due to either the collectives inability to properly formulate a well thought out undetectable plan of attack, or their targets unanticipated over attention to details.
"I'm just now hearing that Bob had a drug addiction?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
"Yeah his coworkers tried to make him think it was the drugs he was using making him crazy by doing a bunch of weird stuff but he caught them doing it so it became an Intervention instead of bob actually losing his mind and winding up in the nervous hospital "
"What did he do then? "
"Bob's been in a good mood since putting down the drugs and since having cleaned out the care pie. Probably won't do anything at all if coworkers continue being good coworkers, but the statue of limitations on those actions committed lasts a long time so they'll have to keep that up for a while."
"Is bob mad about being care pied?"
"I don't think so. Like any paranoid weirdo bob learned that the dick was in his ass early and instead of fighting it he learned to enjoy it. Can't say I'd be the same way. What about that local school and/or college sports team?"
by TheGreatestWhite February 13, 2019
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a fast young person who goes through problems with ex the relationship and only have a little hope in it and the couple show it off by play fighting and smiling when interacting with each other
by POWER! April 15, 2019
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"Hey, look at her she's cute. Dude she's a total carebear!"
"Yup she's defenently got that carebear swag. I'm jelly of her style"
"Same here"
"Yup she's defenently got that carebear swag. I'm jelly of her style"
"Same here"
by Pixieluvdust May 17, 2019
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•same definition, different noun endings•
☆CAREER:freshman,Sophomore, student,loser☆
●CAREER FRESHMAN●
FIGURE OF SPEECH SPEECH/SLANG/ADJECTIVE(qualifier adj:makes nouns specific/part of noun ;log cabin,CAREER FRESHMAN)~describing a person who has been a freshman(job,school,sports,etc) for several years without promotion to next level. "CONTINUOUS FAILURE","REPEAT FAILURE","FAILURE"
NOUN ~ A person who makes a living staying at the SAME TITLE for years with "VERY LITTLE"/" NO INTREST" to "HURRY" nor "ADVANCE" to "SOPHOMORE STATUS" or "NEXT LEVEL"for "WORK PURPOSES","JOB TITLE","JOB DESCRIPTION", "ADVANCEMENT", "JOB ADVANCEMENT"
~Works with alternate advancement words; "CAREER SOPHOMORE",CAREER JUNIOR",ETC
"SIMILAR" BUT NOT LIMITED TO "ADVANCEMENT""WORDS~ (ADJ,FIGURE OR SPEECH/SARCASTIC NOUN) 3RD YEAR FRESHMAN
VERB- Synonym to "CAREER" (verb definition)"HASTEN"(MAKE THINGS START OR EXIST, BE AT THE BOTTOM OF SOMETHING)
•same definition, different noun endings•
☆CAREER:freshman,Sophomore, student,loser☆
●CAREER FRESHMAN●
FIGURE OF SPEECH SPEECH/SLANG/ADJECTIVE(qualifier adj:makes nouns specific/part of noun ;log cabin,CAREER FRESHMAN)~describing a person who has been a freshman(job,school,sports,etc) for several years without promotion to next level. "CONTINUOUS FAILURE","REPEAT FAILURE","FAILURE"
NOUN ~ A person who makes a living staying at the SAME TITLE for years with "VERY LITTLE"/" NO INTREST" to "HURRY" nor "ADVANCE" to "SOPHOMORE STATUS" or "NEXT LEVEL"for "WORK PURPOSES","JOB TITLE","JOB DESCRIPTION", "ADVANCEMENT", "JOB ADVANCEMENT"
~Works with alternate advancement words; "CAREER SOPHOMORE",CAREER JUNIOR",ETC
"SIMILAR" BUT NOT LIMITED TO "ADVANCEMENT""WORDS~ (ADJ,FIGURE OR SPEECH/SARCASTIC NOUN) 3RD YEAR FRESHMAN
VERB- Synonym to "CAREER" (verb definition)"HASTEN"(MAKE THINGS START OR EXIST, BE AT THE BOTTOM OF SOMETHING)
▪︎Figure of speech▪︎slang▪︎adjective▪︎
"Guess he's a career freshman since he still hasn't been promoted or been a freshman for several years"
"He'll always be a career freshman and never get to our level"
▪︎NOUN▪︎
"He doesn't want more responsibility, hes happy being a career freshman and not a sophomore partner .
▪︎VERB/PRONOUN/ACTION VERB▪︎
"If you're a career freshman, your taking you time("hasten" )and are fine being at the bottom"
"Its taking so long to be promoted, am I a career freshman"
"Guess he's a career freshman since he still hasn't been promoted or been a freshman for several years"
"He'll always be a career freshman and never get to our level"
▪︎NOUN▪︎
"He doesn't want more responsibility, hes happy being a career freshman and not a sophomore partner .
▪︎VERB/PRONOUN/ACTION VERB▪︎
"If you're a career freshman, your taking you time("hasten" )and are fine being at the bottom"
"Its taking so long to be promoted, am I a career freshman"
by Emanni Renée July 11, 2019
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Dad: Walks in mid fap
Me: Please dad don't tell mom
Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine
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Dad: Walks in mid fap
Me: Please dad don't tell mom
Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine
Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...
by Definer Andy August 31, 2019
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