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crusty mc cheese

the crustiest of cheese, the crusty mc cheese is an entity from the dawn of time. It's phrase has been repeated throughout history, when anyone or anything thinks of the most sanctified crusty mc cheese , it grows more powerful, it seeks all things to be turned into crusty cheese. all praise be to crusty mc cheese.
guy 1: crusty mc cheese

guy 2: indeed

*simultaneous organisms
by eseehc cm ytsurc April 13, 2021
mugGet the crusty mc cheesemug.

Crusty

1. Very Ugly
2. Having Much Acne
3. Having Lots Of Ash
"SO CRUSTY! Get some lotion!"
mugGet the Crustymug.

crusty penguin

A dirty term for the male genitalia.
Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.
by Jay Frozen August 8, 2017
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Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.
'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'
by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021
mugGet the Eye Crustiesmug.

Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)
"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"
by BrewTat August 23, 2008
mugGet the Crusty Troutmug.

crusty musty

before having anal sex the female shits herself letting the poop crust, making it harder and more musty sex, after ejecting it thaws the shit soft and making the penetration for another round more soft and warm.
by daddylong licker March 11, 2025
mugGet the crusty mustymug.

crusty musty dusty

that one guy in the back of the class who's hair looks like a bird nest and always has sweaty ass hands
girl 1: that guy in the back of the class just called me a slut
girl 2: dw hes a crusty musty dusty sewer rat
by ahaha_slay_yee November 8, 2022
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