crotch grazer

Someone who sucks a lot of dick or eats a lot of pussy
a whore, slut, hoe etc.

OMG Stacie is such an effing crotch grazer

by tranny ass whoremaster October 7, 2008

Crotch Ticket

A Crotch ticket is when a male human signals to a female human by ejackulating on paper or plastic and sticking it on the females back

Male's freind: Dude she's checking you out!
Male; Aww sweet ill give her a Crotch Ticket!

by JC'Onine January 30, 2009

Crotch Hat

A condom (Latex tube with one opening that prevents pregnancy, almost all the time)

Best Sex EVER last night dude but she wern't on the pill so i had to use a crotch hat so my baby gravy stayed put

by GezJDM February 4, 2009

Fire Crotch

A young lady with fire red pubes

Hey do you know Hailey McKenna?

Yeah

Yeah.... she has a fire crotch

by MG73 May 8, 2014

Crotch pocket

When you take a hot pocket and vigorously use it as a dildo for a girl, And due to friction it heats up. When it reaches the level it's hot on the outside, yet still frozen on the inside, then the man eats it, soggy and Luke warm.

The best type of crotch pocket is a pepperoni one, because the vaginal juice really accents the zeztiness.

by Forevorhung December 19, 2014

chotch in the crotch

When someone is being a total "pain in the ass" and won't leave you alone.

Fuck off! You're being a total chotch in the crotch.

by CoolKidCasey March 16, 2017

Crotch Specter

Someone who brushes up against another person's privates in such a way that it's made to seem like an accident, but for the brusher, is meant to indeed cop a feel.

See also Ass Phantom

I felt that you Crotch Specter!

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003