committing

committing is a rare occurence in which the person committing cums, vomits, and shits themselves in a convulsive manner. Usually done after participating in some hideous act as in sleeping with an ugly girl or seeing someone doing something that warrants the convulsive act.

Dude: Guy last night i slept with this hideous bitch!
Guy: What did you do?
Dude: I looked at her and committed all over the place.
Guy: Legendary committing action!!!

by kitchenkrew August 3, 2009

how to commit insurance fraud

just dont.

how to commit insurance fraud? dont.

by quibblee May 4, 2021

Committing a Derric

Deleting fire center and vanishing off the face of the Earth

"Dude what happen to Ricardo?"
"I don't know man, I think he is committing a Derric"

by TheeTyrant May 5, 2019

commitea

committed chatting of a committee over a cuppa tea

E committed cardinal sin of pouring tea in for teeing commitea gathering.

by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008

commentread

When programming, one inserts comments that explain what it does, (s)he then submits it to a forum or website and gives an explanation of what the code does and how it does it.

This is an MVC system commentread.

by Zertee August 13, 2008

commonterest

Common interest; shared likes

Let's hope we have some commonterest.

by Hercolena Oliver February 26, 2009

commentversation

The completely normal conversation one has talking only in comments on some sort of social networking site. often results in a success at angering others who may have "liked" or commented previously on a status, or who happen to be in that picture, embarrassment at failed flirting attempts, or sometimes even a loss of major cool points

Dude, i had a huge commentversation with that chick i met at the bar last night on facebook... Now my friends are all mad at me for the 50 notifications they woke up to!

by untraceablepseudonym April 6, 2010