by meme queen 2016 January 17, 2017

Coke is 2 things, drugs in a container and drugs in a container (one of them is sugar i'm making you guess)
by OldManInAShower321 May 27, 2022

by Protocolmess June 16, 2020

Person: Can I have have Coke?
Waiter: We don’t have that. Is Pepsi okay?
Person: *gets out shooty shooty bang bang*
Waiter: We don’t have that. Is Pepsi okay?
Person: *gets out shooty shooty bang bang*
by Flicderist I know it is dead July 29, 2020

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

Coke Michaels refers to the legendary wrestler Shawn Michaels and his WWF run in the 90s. Much like Perc Angle, Coke Michaels refers to a period when Shawn Michaels was "coked" up in the 90s and ran rough shot over the WWF with the Kliq. Around this time, he was considered by many the best wrestler in the world and could put on bangers with just about everyone but was under the influence of every drug imaginable.
"Who was better: Coke Michaels or Bret the Shit man Hart?"
"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
by Average Wrestling Fan February 23, 2024
