Jump Off My Clit

Another way for a female to say fuck off

Jack ass: Where you going?
Me: Nun'ya
Jack ass: When you going to be back?
Me: When I get back
Jack ass: Who are you going out with?
Me: Damn nigga, Jump off my clit!!!

by 2nasty4u2do June 25, 2006

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National rub clit day

On April 24 you gotta rub that clit till she be shaking you got days to grab tits and ass you also gotta mess with the other parts of the body. You can’t stop until she fully made her pants turn from grey to black from being so wet.

Example 1: have fun on national rub clit day

by Hippieboy42069 April 23, 2019

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clit spit

This occurs while a male is performing oral sex on a female and pulls out to put a lip full of chewing tobacco in his mouth. The object is to then spread the chew in the female vagina which would then resemble a lip full of snuff.

Jeff's sister yelled at me for spitting on the carpet so i gave her a clit spit!

by Joseph Waters July 7, 2009

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I'll lick your clit

The equivalent of I'll suck your dick, but for women.

A woman is the only means of attaining something you desire, so you are willing to go down on her for what you want.

Commonly used by males on female drug dealers or male's seeking to get laid.

1: "I need this job, I'll do anything!"
2: "Like?"
1: "I'LL LICK YOUR CLIT!"

by The Lazer Viking February 14, 2008

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vulcan starfish clit rubber

The sexual act of inserting your little finger and ring finger in a girl's asshole, while at the same time putting your middle and index finger in their vagina, while at the same time massaging her clitoris with your thumb. This can be done while performing oral on the girl or as a stand alone act and can be done in an in and out motion.

I ate that girls pussy and gave her the old Vulcan Starfish Clit Rubber move and she came like a mother fucker.....

by H.A.R. September 13, 2007

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