clean slate fonzarelli

when you take a huge shit and go to wipe but then a sense of purpose, accomplishment and confidence strikes you that is so powerful that you refrain from tearing even one measley safety square of paper because you know, you just know that the shit came out so perfectly and that your rectum dispensed with that happy turd so well that there is absolutely no need to wipe at all. You just put your thumbs up and let out an "aaaayyyyy", like Fonzi would, because you are so impressed with yourself and everyone else should be too. Because who else could do something that great besides you, and Fonzi, of course.

Ok ok, I understand you want me to eat your asshole out. But I've gotta tell you that unless you have one great clean slate Fonzarelli I'm not doin it. That hole of yours better be spic and span or I'm not eatin it.

by motoboat September 25, 2010

Clean Hi Five

the act of giving a roommate, who is sleeping on the top bunk, a high five while hooking up or banging a chick. The Hi Five must be given with the hand not used for fondling of the vagina or penis.

Yo man I was going to give you a clean hi five last night, but you fell asleep.

by J Faws October 19, 2006

Clean Break Away

After taking a shit, and not finding the need for toilet paper.

mate, that last one was a clean break away

by Thaddaeus William Esmond Kynaston-Pearson April 30, 2008

Clean Up Crew

When you jack off and cum all over the floors and walls, your dog (clean up crew) will help you clean it, using his tongue.

Gunnar Jacked his small peter off and came all over the place and he whistled for the clean up crew to clean it up.

by Phillabaum July 23, 2010

Kansas Oxy Clean

When you are giving anal sex and you use oxy clean for lubricant and right after you climax you pull out squirting your seman onto your partners back and then you tell your partner to face you as if you were about to ask her to give you head and then you yell "BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT" and then you drop-kick your partner as you are saying it.

Me and my girl tried a Kansas Oxy Clean last night, the outcome was... amazing.

by Mr Happy Willy July 8, 2012

clean n jerk

A name for a mans dirty genitals

Or the prosess of masturbating with your hand reversed

Err that man had a well dirty clean n jerk

by Weightlifter pedro September 12, 2006

cleaning the shish kabob

Masturbating

I got homw from work and started cleaning the shish kabob

by Tickels55 March 10, 2009