Christian Walrus

An archaic 18th century sex position involving two pencils, a helmet, a fat woman, and celery.

Person one - Yooo man did you and Cheryl do the Christian walrus last night?

Person two - Nah man we didn't have any celery...

by Czechmatedude September 13, 2011

Christian Hay

1. Thinks he white.
2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)

Me: Hey so this one guy asked me out.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.

by Lyerrrrr July 4, 2018

Christian Martinoli

The G.O.A.T at narrate football matches. Even better if he is along side Luis Garcia. Has 24,000,393,217 sentences that every one is funnier than the last one. For example:
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!

- Example:
He is like Christian Martinoli, has a sentence for everything!

by Mariano Closs January 4, 2023

Lipstick Christian

A person who uses Christianity as a facade. As skin deep as lipstick.

Also, as in "To lipstick a pig", in order to appear more pious with the least amount of effort.

Oh never mind him, he's a lipstick Christian, he only prays for fast cars and shiny women.

by WannabeU July 5, 2016

Christian Gago

Great friend, with libugin girlfriends. A great vlogger of his generation. A talented person- tiktokerist, guitarist, tinderest and nudist.

Our Christian Gago is Gabo. Drinking alcohol is like drinking water scented with Katol (Bow)

by Brokenheads July 5, 2020

Christian Dickless

A small child who seems fiesty and strong but is really just putting it on. He actually has a chode.

Rob: Gimme your lunch money cock sucker!
Bob: Piss off Rob! I'm tired of you! Your just a Christian Dickless!

by Dujem Tingler January 10, 2017

christian higgins

pee pee poo poo like boob very much

"chsrisan love boob"
"man he sure does"\
"christian higgins love boob"

by chiggins43 October 29, 2018