Lipstick Christian

A person who uses Christianity as a facade. As skin deep as lipstick.

Also, as in "To lipstick a pig", in order to appear more pious with the least amount of effort.

Oh never mind him, he's a lipstick Christian, he only prays for fast cars and shiny women.

by WannabeU July 06, 2016

Friend burden

The affliction of having an unmanageable number of friends on Facebook.

She has such an enormous friend burden that she never gets any of my posts.

by WannabeU November 23, 2015