chode explode

A sex act when a male or female motorboats one's chode.
Betty gave me the chode explode last night!!!
by bojangles905 September 21, 2008
mugGet the chode explodemug.

Battle Chodes

A videogame that never took off due to being determined unsuitable for children. Originally developed and conceptualized by two enterprising young niglets from Frederick MD by the name of Dan and Max.

The general synopsis of Battle Chodes consisted of three Chodes named after Sexually Transmitted Diseases engaging in intergalactic urban warfare with a variety of enemies.

Signature moves included Ejaculating on enemies, Cock Smack to the face, and Shrinking in colder environments to evade detection.

The project was eventually scrapped due to ESRB regulations and development resumed under Rare as a new title dubbed "Battle Toads"

Rare bought the rights to develop what remained of the game, changed the name to Battle Toads and made the heros into loveable teenage frogs named after skin conditions, Rash, Zitz, and Pimple.
Man, Battle Toads totally ripped off Battle Chodes...that's some bullshit.
by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011
mugGet the Battle Chodesmug.

Prize Chode

The biggest chode in the world. He sleeps in a pit, full of chicken (sometimes chodeburgers), as his dad is the colonel. The pit must be a funnel as can only eat downwards and not up. And is perfectly timed so that he falls down through the bottom of the funnel, when it is time for breakfast. He has a chicken dispenser on his mobile phone.
"Oh my god, Seymour is the biggest chode there is. What a gyspy chode."

"I personally feel he would be described as a prize chode"

"Well, he is pretty peng to be honest"
by Anuraag June 4, 2008
mugGet the Prize Chodemug.

Reverse Chode

a chode that's width is equal to its length.
Guy 1:Dude, I was at this gym and I saw a guy who had a chode in the showers.
Guy 2:Dude, I saw a guy that same gym in the showers who had a reverse chode.
Guy 1: Dude, that was me.
Guy 2: No you just have a chode.
Guy 1: Oh, yeah, I guess I was the guy I saw who had a chode.
Guy 3: Yea, and I was the guy with the reverse chode.
Guy 4: Well, I'm glad we got that figured out. Who wants icecream?
Everyone: MEEEE!!
by McDooodle March 6, 2008
mugGet the Reverse Chodemug.

Overnight Chode

When someone that you have been friends with suddenly becomes a chode. Like they just woke up one day and decided to be a giant dick.
"Oh yeah man, he used to be cool in high school but he became an overnight chode."
by MyVeinyMeat February 15, 2022
mugGet the Overnight Chodemug.

flacid chode

A term to describe someone who has a penis which wider than it is longer but it also floppy.
Marcus has a flacid chode everytime he sees a naked woman.
by BernieG95 January 21, 2018
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Greasy chode

A short, fat penis that is greasy to the touch.
Wow Will Pradel was such a greasy chode!!!!
by Steven Hawking's Grandmotha February 17, 2014
mugGet the Greasy chodemug.

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