Chocolate lesbians

An alternative term for ‘chocolate leibniz’

I am so craving some chocolate lesbians

by Chocolesbian April 10, 2023

Chocolate apple

When you dry chocolate sauce sauce onto you scrotum and allow female to suck it off

You- "Yo Joe I gave this girl a chocolate apple last night, it was all in her teeth"
Joe- "wow she was lucky!"

by killerpie202 June 10, 2018

chocolate stirrer

Usually a reference to a homosexual man, as stirring chocolate resembles the act of anal sex, especially if the receiving end is not clean.

Oh, this guy is such a chocolate stirrer, I can totally see him devastating dirty asses with his stick

by cmyster3 October 23, 2013

Dark Chocolate

They call me dark chocolate, A.K.A big sexy motherfucker

Oi did you see that black man. He looks like dark chocolate

by Dan....... November 1, 2020

Chocolate Dip

When one places their anus over their significant others nose. Leaving a nice chocolate dipped sniffer

I totally chocolate dipped Amy last night bro! Her sneezer was well chocolaty.

by Mr Whippy69er April 13, 2014

Chocolate Humidor

The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.

Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."

by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017

Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand

My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022