Candy Van

Not really a candy van, used by strangers to kidnap.

Artzholm: GET IN THE CANDY VAN

Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Snout and Candy

What Junior The Forbidden One smelled

“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”

Junior loves snout and candy

If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy

Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol

A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy

by Stststdk8 July 26, 2022

Chinese Candy

Pulling your extra sack skin and pinching it with your index finger and thumb and letting the excess hang over.

Mitchell:"Hungry for some Chinese candy?"
Dominic: "That's gross dude!"

by Garrettmftw February 6, 2014

leg candy

someone with whom you sleep and while in sleep cross his/her leg(s) with yours.

Husbands and wives are often leg candy.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 July 5, 2014

Pain is Candy

The mindset of sucking it up and pushing through the pain. To suffer in silence or with a smile on your face. Never showing weakness.

Squats suck but pain is candy!

100 burpees you say? Pain is candy!

by Jeremy Hardcore August 19, 2016

Candy Dish

Consist of pills, marijuana, coke, ecstasy, lsd, shrooms, all layed out on a plate.

I got that candy dish if you wanna taste.

by Krizztyle May 21, 2010

Candy Crush

When you felt sudden weakness while sexercising opps sorry Exercising.

Me: I need sugar ASAP.

Candy crush/Hypoglycemia that is.

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 6, 2020