Walmart cake

A steaming pile of poo, most often loose & left outside of typical fecal depositories.

Holiday Walmart shoppers are known for their intolerance to inconvenience, and therefore are prone to leaving Walmart cakes on the bathroom floor for the employees to clean up.

by Bad Billy December 1, 2003

Urinal Cake

Probably the greatest band ever to have formed at Alma College.

"What is that Urinal Cake I hear? I think I just creamed myself."

by beejer March 26, 2008

jakey cake

wen the male puts sperm in the crack of a woman's butt cheeks, therefor making a cake.

he gave her a wet jakey cake last night !

by poopfacelol June 27, 2010

loller cakes

The act of laughing while engulfing large amounts of cake while playing online computer games.

Alex Chan was committing loller cakes after he killed the camper.

by cheesecake miss hotness ... and bake January 21, 2008

carrot-cake

(noun)

1. A cake made from carrot gratings and walnuts.
2. The term used to describe a girl who has over excessivley fake tanned (carrot) and is wearing too much make up (cake face).

1."OMG, my mum made the best carrot-cake the other day!"
2."Oh great here comes carrot-cake, i reckon you'd need a shovel to find her face."
3."Did you see Craig making out with carrot-cake over there?"

by Noor , xx March 15, 2008

Cake-Eater

A cake-eater is a person usually coming from a wealthier family, who has superficial depth and values (stuck-up, tacky and conceited), plays the politically correct game to the upper-most, all because they believe they are better than others due to their wealth or over-abundance of false pride.

She is such a cake-eater!! You wore a shirt with a little beer stain on it and she laughed at you like she's never seen one before.

by Viking 1 October 19, 2008

patty cake

The simple act of intercourse. A great code word that can be used in front of parents, children, and old people or in public places.

Hey dude, what are you and your girlfriend going to do this weekend?
Well I think we're going to see and movie and then we're gonna play some patty cake afterwards.
OR
Tim: What are Jimmy's parents doing after the party?
Jason:They're probably going back to their house for a little patty cake.
Jimmy: What? That's disgusting you asshole.

by Grant Gonzalez September 21, 2005