Black coffee

A form of coffee made from coffee beans without sweetener but with a dash of sophistication

Bob: Wow, you drink black coffee?
Jacob: Yes, this black coffee makes me feel rather sophisticated.

by SheSaidShoot June 16, 2016

sip someone's coffee

Stick a straw in a butthole and suck the diarrhea out

Dude I just sip someone's coffee and it was quite delicious.

by Bill Pat November 11, 2013

caffelevation

Your "elevation" due to the amount of caffeine you have had. It's usually on a scale from 1 to 5, with 5 being the most caffelevated and buzzed on caffeine. 5 is a dangerous level, while 1 is practically comatose. 3 is that nice high you get from a triple latte at fivebucks.

My caffelevation was only at about 2, making it very hard to talk to Lydia who is almost always caffelated to a 5.

by OffroadGirl March 4, 2005

coffee shaker

means that a person is basically a fucking wanker!

"Ya knw what mate u are a Fucking Coffee Shaker!"

by hutch and caff October 5, 2005

coffee-lag

Caffeine withdrawal as a consequence of alterations to circadian rhythms leading one's body to believe, at random periods during the day or night, that it is time for one's next cup of coffee.

HUSBAND & WIFE RETURN FROM TRIP TO PARIS.
Wife: Why are you getting up in the middle of the night to make coffee?
Husband: It's so strange; I feel I need a café au lait.
Wife: Oh no, you must have coffee-lag!

by DanielMK June 19, 2008

caffiene slut

Someone that is a slave to caffiene and can't live without it.

Suzy had her third coffee of the day, she's such a caffiene slut.

by AMaha June 26, 2008

coffee shop monger

A person who seems to spend all their time at a coffee shop. May end up working there. Usually has long hair and reeks of coffee.

Jake is such a coffee shop monger.

by el_quixote February 25, 2010