Get Cabbaged

When your shit gets fucked up in the most awesome way possible.

Bro i hope we get cabbaged tonight!
That would be awesome!

by SavagedCabbage May 10, 2023

cablager

To steal another persons lager.

orig: 27th july, 2008, the CIA. Someone steals Stuart Cable's lager. "Cable's lager" is contracted to become 'cablager'

"Dude, you've been cablagered."
"I just cablagered some guy."
"I'm going to go out and cablager until I forget my name."

by ogfest pirato August 27, 2008

Crabbage

When a guy has crabs and wants to hook up with another girl but has excess baggage to deal with.

Guys at the jersey shore in Normandy Beach hitting on girls but they've got Crabbage so they get denied!

by snookishore May 1, 2010

cabage head

A cunt ass bitch who can suck my cock

Bri is a total cabage head
but she can sick my cock anytime

by theguywhowasindriversed April 14, 2015

cabvage

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is simultaneously a savage and a cabbage.

Chris was being a savage so Julie threw a cabbage at him. Julie then proceeded to call Chris a Cabvage.

by sunsetphoenix August 9, 2016

Cabbagina

Adjective: A homely and unattractive adult female that has an affinity for collecting vintage Cabbage Patch Dolls and eating anything that has cabbage in it.

That Cabbagina totally cut me off almost causing me to side swipe the car in the next lane.

by Patricia Winn January 4, 2018

Cabbagiode

When someone is so cabbaged they can never again return to who they were before.

John: "Stu's been smoking spice again and I think he's messed himself up a bit."

Ian: "He's full on cabbagiode, I don't think he'll be coming back from this."

John: "Can we still call him spice man stupid?"

Ian: "I think we should."

by WordallySmart February 22, 2019