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Cabbagery 

The art of throwing a head of cabbage at an unsuspecting victim, and taunting them with a phrase befitting to the occurrence of being cabbaged.
He had studied for years in the arts of cabbagery, tonight was the night, he flung his cabbage out the door of his moving vehicle at an unsuspecting bystander, knocking him down. He yelled as he exited the scene of the crime, "Enjoy the coleslaw!"
Cabbagery by Cabbage4lyfe January 22, 2014
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calageri 

An angry midget with a temper. Should be kept away from small children. Can usually be found in areas inhabitated by jeeps. Has been known to suffer from napoleon disease, henceforth known as Nicapoleon Syndrome.
Man Calageri sure looks gay standing next to that worthless jeep. And he's so short, what a homo.

cabbager 

cabbager is a burger with cabbage in it therefore any burger can be a cabbager
Did you know that burgers with cabbage are cabbagers?
ill make a cabbager
cabbager by JUSTscrewdriver December 17, 2020

Cabbager 

The Korean equivalent to a "Ricer". Defined by modifying an import car (In this case one from Korea) with often distasteful and mostly useless modifications. Some if these modifications include large wings/spoilers, "aerodynamic upgrades" held on by automotive tape, fake hood scoops, and other non-functional accessories often purchased at Auto-zone or on Amazon/Wish.
Person One: "Hey man did you see (Person Three)'s new modded Hyundai Elantra?"

Person two: "You mean that piece of shit with the stupid wing that provides no downforce because it's FWD, yeah. Man's a total cabbager."
Cabbager by Danfitz7 September 20, 2020