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Chocolate Potluck

When, on a vacation for example, a large group of people who are forced to share one bathroom happen to take a dump into the same bowl consecutively, resulting in a funky mix of everyone's sauces that can only be described as a chocolate potluck.
Mike: Hooo, crap, man, that's some gnarly stank there in the bathroom. Who used the crapper?

Jim: Donna, Elyse, Alex, RJ, Sam, and Frank. Just in the last thirty minutes.

Mike: Well, I might as well add to the chocolate potluck.
by Jeffobazoni June 19, 2011
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Chocolate apple

When you dry chocolate sauce sauce onto you scrotum and allow female to suck it off
You- "Yo Joe I gave this girl a chocolate apple last night, it was all in her teeth"
Joe- "wow she was lucky!"
by killerpie202 June 10, 2018
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chocolate blumpkin

Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."

Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...
by weow weow January 20, 2015
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Chocolate Mongoose

Sorry I'm late, I had to battle a chocolate mongoose.
by Ptolomy Fife March 30, 2017
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Chocolate Rudolph

The act of giving or receiving a blow job from the back while you are bent over at a 90 degree angle. The person giving the Chocolate Rudolph will then have a brown nose from touching your stink hole.
Betty denied sucking Pete off from the back but she couldn't hide the fact that she had a chocolate Rudolph nose.
by K0n Artist April 13, 2014
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Dark Chocolate

They call me dark chocolate, A.K.A big sexy motherfucker
Oi did you see that black man. He looks like dark chocolate
by Dan....... November 1, 2020
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chocolate rumble

That rumbling feeling low in your stomach before explosive diarrhoea.
"Man, shouldn't have had that curry. Definitely feeling a chocolate rumble"
by AutumnBlueWylde April 2, 2017
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