butthawk

Marques D tried to be clever, but then spelled many words incorrectly. For this, I salute you.

Diarrhea*
Speech*

"My nemz Marques and I am haf not got teh spelinz"

by haze December 30, 2003

Mad Buttcheeks

When something isn't very good.

That movie was mad buttcheeks.

by Mike Drigz May 12, 2006

Butthole Surfer

A band known for thier incredulous lyrics

Shane loves the butthole surfers.

by Ghero January 28, 2007

butthole surfer

A man who enjoys anal sex with other men.

Alex is a total butthole surfer.

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

lick my butthole

A phrase that was started by two girls from Farmington, NH. They started using LMBH so they could talk about it and not get in trouble in school. A cool term to use among friends.

Mia: You know what would help with that? Allan: If you lick my butthole!
Jessica: You suck! Miranda: LMBH Jessica!

by junkmime April 7, 2015

butthole

What everyone at Hart Scientific used to call Jim. See also fuckwad, asswipe, and jerk off.

Life is too short to work for buttholes.

by R.O., T.F., M.G., T.P., E.L., J.W., C.M., others May 2, 2003

butthawk

1)(N)A butthawk is a bird with an unusually large...yeah...
2)(N)A Native American leader who was (read above definiton)
3)(N)An annoying person, a butthead, or the way my little brother says 'buttock'

1)Look at that bird! Its butt is huge! That must be a butthawk!
2)Here lies Chief Butthawk...
3)Goddammit, Jones! Stop being such a BUTTHAWK!

by Def_226 August 2, 2003