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joel “yo who’s your dad”
me “ryan bryan”

by currypowderlover6969 March 30, 2022

Wes Bryan

A kid who crushes beer like it’s his job. Although his height and weight aren’t on his side, he continues to drink every night to escape this reality. He considers himself a twin of Steve will do it, and Harry Raftus. If there’s an unopened blue can and a McDouble from Mcdanks, he’s gonna be there.

Yo I wanna be like Wes Bryan, I heard that kid gets so many girls, because he so hot when he drinks.

by JuicyMeatballs10 June 9, 2022

Black Bryan

The most dynamic, interesting, magnetic person who has ever walked the earth. Men, women, animals and the sun, moon, and stars gravitate towards his location wherever he is. Black Bryans are unusually & strangely good-looking, well-dressed, often having medium-dark hair & complexion paired with the natural ability to slide through the shadows and seamlessly blend in with all walks of life. They often tend to favor classic rock bands like Rush, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath. Occasionally found rocking out on a 5-string fretless bass, a Black Bryan is admired & respected by all nations worldwide, not only for his excellence & versatility in bass-playing, also many handed approach to improve the environment, suddenly appearing like a Cenobite out of nowhere, wreaking havok on his immediate surroundings causing force-gale winds to spring up forming a strong DIRT-DEVIL in the air! Then just as suddenly- the dirt settles & all the ground is groomed, leveled, weeded, seeded watered with all clippings neatly bagged up. If you find a Black Bryan, especially if you have yard that's overgrown, get out of the way because you are standing in the way of progress. Let him do his thing, even if the sun went down & its dark. That's when a Black Bryan does his best work. You won't regret it unless you forget to get your lighter back from him. And if ya dont know, now ya know.

Jimmy: "Damn! Who is that?! And what the hell is he doing over there?" To Black Bryan "Hey, bro, what're you doin'?"
Sally: "Oh, that's Black Bryan, when he comes over he likes to mow my back yard for me. He's really helpful."
Black Bryan: "Hey! Wassup, Jimmy big boi?! I like to do a Black Bryan on Sally's yard, when i come by, gives me something to do.. You got a lighter? I need to use it."
Jimmy: "You can Black Bryan my yard too."

by Eiggamemevolretteb February 6, 2023

james bryan

Handsome mechanic but sean kannery is more handsome from head to feet.

James bryan is broken hearted from alfie.

by Aegon doggo03 December 30, 2023

Asian Bryan

Against typical stereotypes, he has a big cock

Have you seen Asian Bryan's cock? He has to at least be 2 inches

by bryanhac November 19, 2023

Ja’Bryaisha

Ja’Bryaisha is one of the unique names that people do not have, if your name is spelled like this then you’re one of a kind, making history, will you be the 3rd person?

Ja’Bryaisha? Never heard a name like that!

by lilbitchyhoe November 20, 2023

Dirty Bryan

The act of getting pegged in the ass by a transgender woman then squirting all over the floor and then proceeding to shove a stick in your partners ass and then walk them like a dog while they like the semen clean.

Me and Veronica were bored so we tried a dirty Bryan.

by Soggytoe743 March 2, 2024