Blonde coach 

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.

I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.

Blonde coach by Tommy & Timmy B May 3, 2021

Blonde 

Gay with no friends and often with no one who likes them

That guy is a blonde

Blonde by Male blonde May 3, 2021

Blondes are hot

They are

Blondes are hot

Blondes are hot by VenomousPit21 May 5, 2021

Blonde 

The name of a blonde person’s hair colour

boy 1: he’s a blond
boy 2: nah bro, his hair is blond. he’s a blonde

Blonde by Raceyrocket July 10, 2021

blondesunoo 

will carry you in genshin and is the best mommy ever

i love blondesunoo

blondesunoo by rubedo667 July 20, 2021

Blonde 

A hair color, usually stereotyped in women to be dumbasses or slow.
not all blonde women are stupid, only the majority.

Mike: Goddam look at that blonde

Joe: She’s prolly really fuckin dumb!

Blonde by Shreks cousins sisters mom July 21, 2021

Blondeidentitycrisis

The blondest most coolest most stylish people pleaser out there.

Blondeidentitycrisis
Person 1: "Have you heard of that Fe dom?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah she's over there in that corner apologizing to the wall for bumping into it."
Person 1: "Oof Oikawa reincarnation tingz."

Blondeidentitycrisis by WhycantyoubemorelikeHange August 9, 2021