Master Batter(s)

An unathletic middle aged fag who lives for intramural softball and is a fag. A big fag. Anyone who is middle aged or older and takes pleasure in beating college students in intramurals. Anyone who cheats by placing all officials and heads of a league on one team and uses their power to get their way. A huge fag.

The Master Batter(s) is hated by everyone for loading the team and being a prick.

by airmail February 23, 2009

Tokyo Sand Blaster

When a girl is eating sushi and you come up and slap her with your dirt covered penis.

When we were eating at the Japan Garden I gave my girl friend the Tokyo sand blaster.

by Red haired white freak November 11, 2010

Battery Creek High School

Battery Creek High School is referred to as one of the best school in the Beaufort County School District. It consists of AP and IB courses, and constantly has many students on the honor roll. It is way better than Beaufort High, because at BHS, they have gang fights and riots everyday (their students don't even learn and end up needing extra tutoring when and IF they get to college). On the contrary, the teachers are very motivating at BCHS and the students are eager to learn. I would prefer Battery Creek over any high school in the county.

Person 1: "What school are going to next year?"
Person 2: "Battery Creek High School"
Person 1: "Wow. I wish I went to that school, it's fantastic"
Person 2: "Yes, I'm glad I am going to attend Battery Creek. The teachers are wonderful!"
Person 1 & 2: "Go Dolphins!"

by MelanieDavis2 January 21, 2011

ghetto blaster

a turd, log, dump, or other piece of feces close to (but not quite in) the toilet. Must be a full piece of shit; a smear does not qualify as a ghetto blaster. So named because the old WWF wrestler Bad News Brown (the name is meaningful in this context) had a finishing maneuver called "The Ghetto Blaster"; it was a bomb-drop a little off to the side. This alternate definition originated at the College of William & Mary in 1995.

"He was so drunk he left a ghetto blaster on the edge of the toilet seat"

by ghetto blaster August 6, 2006

Cum Blaster

A girl that cums at least a 1/4 of a gallon and u have ur face in there and u drink some and shoot it in her face

i was fuckin a girl and I cum blasted her

by Matt September 23, 2003

batter dipping

1>when a woman eats out another woman

Mitch: hey see that chick, I've seend her batter dipping!

Dustin: Dude, thats just sick.

by lintlord June 3, 2007

Batter's Box

A party game in which a "batting order" is established by a group of up to 9 bros at a party that sequentially calls for the individuals of the group to "step into the box and take hacks", or spit game at drunk bitches, or pitchers. Bases and RBI's are based on the sexiness, level of intoxication, and the progress made against the pitcher during the at bat; as determined by the bystanding bros. Statistics can be tallied the following day and can accumulate over a calendar year before starting a new season. The game can also be played in teams of up to 9 to make it a team-oriented game opposed to one solely rewarding for the individual; the difference being that the success of each at bat is fairly and intelligently determined by the opposing teams to the respective individual up to bat. It is important to remember that part of being on offense and preparing one's self/cumulative team for successful outings is maintaining the discreteness of the game throughout the process, so the pitchers are less prone to catching on to the fun and more prone to leaving a fat fucking hanger up in the zone to be talliwhacked four hundred and fifty fucking feet by yourself or one of your homies.

Since Bob's got that long dick confidence, he's gonna hit clean-up in our Batter's Box game tonight at Chili's.

by gigakong3100 December 31, 2013