shatners bassoon

Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.

One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.

by Valetudo March 24, 2004

bassline junkie

Someone who doesn't need drugs for a high they only need a big dirty stinking bass. They may be seen dancing eratically and fist pumping like there's no tomorrow in clubs. They can be misinterpretted for a bass junkie but they are infact bassline junkies that only get high off music.

For example
- “did you see those girls in garlands last night”
- “yeah they were going for it”
- “yeah proper bassline junkie”

by bassline junkie February 11, 2013

bassoonism

way of life. life decisions that are made by a person who is driven by a musical instrument and the desire to make a living off of said instrument. highly impossible idea only seen worthy by truly committed. it should be supported by true friends.

"I'm going to live in Norway and study a bassoon."
"This is borderline bassoonism but I'm happy for you!"

by .:cyfar:. January 31, 2005

Gebran Bassil

An old-fashioned Bigot disguised as a modern-day scum of a politician. Occasionally tries to befriend the masses but always gets rejected with "You can't set with us" & the-usual "kes ekhtek".

Always acting as a Monkey Thief, except he is not a monkey.

- Oh this place looks ugly, it's Gebran Bassil

- I need to take a dumb. Where I can I do that?
= Just use Gebran Bassil's mouth, he is always spewing shit anyways

by daagm2 October 21, 2019

Bassma

Smart & secretly romance , care about everyone & everything around here except her own self,have the ability to solve any problem , a fairy god mother for every one she loves having the cutest smile you could ever seen

A three words could describe her "perfect, intelligent, hot"

Boy: who is that cute girl , i really wanna be her man i loved her from the first sight

Her friend: she is bassma take care she is hard to catch

by Fatomalksins April 19, 2017

bassmanship

The act of playing a bass guitar with undeniable skill and gravitas.

Les Claypool's display of bassmanship was a thing of beauty.

by vagabond686 March 15, 2009

Bassist Syndrome

1. When your picking/strumming arm gets noticeably larger from playing bass, or you get cuts/blisters/dimples on your hands from playing.

2. When one feels ignored, or as if they don't get enough credit, as bassists are often overlooked despite being a huge part in a bands sound, just like a guitarist/drummer/keyboardist/vocalist/etc.

I got a bad case of bassist syndrome.... hug me?

by Nekoyawai June 3, 2010