awkard turtle

Awkard turtle is when your talking to someone and some very odd happens like if you asked someone out and theres a awkard pause thats it!!

You: Hay <insert his or her name>
Person:hows it going good looking
You: Great, Haye will you go out with me?
Long Pause
You: O shit awkard turtle

by Mothkilla March 6, 2009

awkwardity

In simple terms, awkwardity is a way of saying awkwardness that rolls off the tongue easier. In specific terms, Awkwardity is a noun describing an awkward situation or a state of awkwardness common in young adults and/or generalized in early adolescence especially among geeks and nerds trying to impress the opposite sex. However this term can be generalized to any awkward situation.

When He saw his ex, the room became suddenly thick with awkwardity .

Dude my freshman year in high school was full of awkwardity .

by redddog March 13, 2009

Awkwardality

The product of your reality becoming awkward.

Girl: You remind me of someone every time I see you.
Chaz: Who?
Girl: My dad.
Chaz: Oh (Awkwardality)
When chatting with a girl you like on facebook and there is a pause in the conversation, so you decide to kill time by texting your friend but instead text the girl you were just chatting with.
Me: "Whats going on?"
Girl: "Um.. what? I'm working."
Me: "Yeah, I meant to text my friend not you. That would be weird if I texted you to find out why you stopped chatting with me on Facebook." (Awkwardality)

by MC Scratchnsniff September 14, 2010

awkwarfied

adj. The state of being subjected to awkwardness.

"Having her telling him about her ex awkwarfied the conversation."

by Admittably awkward February 24, 2009

akwardnessishityocity

A sheer amount of akwardness that amounts to a large amount of what might or might not be a situation in which a position of a certain magnitude might have arisen with the effect that the people in said situation are so thoroughly immersed in what could be classified as that thing with

The sheer amount of akwardnessishityocity was so overwhelming I pooed a little.

by dethfan May 20, 2009

akward boner

When you get a boner from something you really shouldn't.

Dude, I saw my grandma in her underwear and I got this akward boner.

by whydidimakethis June 17, 2016

Awkwardo

The awkward friend in every social group. He/she usually makes others uncomfortable. Always found creating awkward moments with random comments or stories.

Vincent: Hey i went to this dope ass party last night!

Adam: I KNOW I WAS THERE!!! HAHA

Eduardo: Hey i saw you in front of your house yesterday....

Adam: Dude...You're being a real Awkwardo!

by SNEAKYBANANA April 20, 2010