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Shaq Attack

A form of cyber-warfare generally employed by seasoned Techno-wizards against young unsuspecting Interns who leave their computers unlocked. This attack employs the immortal visage of the great OrbWarrior and Kung-Fu Master Shaquille O'Neal onto the background, login picture and desktop icons of said unsuspecting interns.

The purpose of this attack is two-fold. To remind Interns to keep their computers locked, and to remind us all that His Airness is watching over us all. Always.
"Oh Snap! Looks like Billy got Shaq Attacked!" " Yeah man, He should really lock his computer."
by Nananananananana Batman June 21, 2013
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The Bill Paxton aka The Pax Attack

Sex position when you are penetrating a women from behind and you drop an oil tanker on her head. this imitates the hardships bill Paxton went through while filming the movie twister.
Yo, you'll never guess what happened last night. i was fucking amy and i gave her a little taste of the Pax Attack.

Jimmy what happened to lisa, she didn't come in today? She met bill Paxton last night!! if you know what i mean.

The Bill Paxton aka The Pax Attack
by John Basedowww August 9, 2008
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I identify as an attack helicopter

a joke to piss of a feminazi who thinks there is 58 genders there is 69
i identify as an attack helicopter (sexually)
by thathandletho February 16, 2017
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attacked

When someone is being rude and or creating rumors about you.
I feel so attacked right now.
by Jessicachavez94 January 14, 2017
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titti attack

1. to bitch, complain, and complicate something very little
1. Sean was having a titti attack on the bus because he forgot his homework.

2. Mr. Nolan was having a titti attack because i threw a pencil in class.
by Nobizzle December 9, 2007
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attacking peru

I walked into Johnny's room, and you know what he was doing?! He was attacking peru!
by concernedcitizen123 February 20, 2009
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Attackitive

Verbal insults aimed at putting someone down. Attackitive refers to anyone who verbally attacks another for their own enjoyment.
Jenny's verbal assault was very attackitive towards Tom's speech!
by M. Wulf November 7, 2010
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